The first model up on the workbench is the Shokkjump Dragsta.
The Dragtsa is definitely snazzy lookin'. It's got massive exhaust pipes, a killer spoiler, and a nasty buzzsaw contraption on the front to chew up whoever gets hit by the thing.
But look at how low to the ground it is! It couldn't drive over somebody's foot without bottoming out. And with tires that smooth... where ya gonna get any traction?
That simply will not do...